boobearstolemyheart:

onedirectionfivegods:

liam payne as troy bolton

omg crying

omfg

mycuteway:

“Meu pai aos 29 anos, eu com 2 semanas de nascido (o primeiro filho dele).

Eu aos 29 anos, meu garoto com 2 semanas de nascido (o meu primeiro)”.

blackbruise:

perfect man.

thecutestboysever:

societydefinedbeauty:

when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac. 

lol he is so cute :)

itsjustlikemetofoolmyself:

gingerbatch-addict:

benaddict-cumberbitch:

smaugs-scarf:

turtledovegloatingonthemoon:

oh-hello-there-pretty:

flauscheball:

miss-sauce:

angel-kink:

imprint-me:

ohgodwiththeponies:

ycobb:

fatoldrobot:

italicastronomer:

automatroniclockwork:

sassypotassium:

zducifer:

crowbegottenbatman:

chainsawunicorn:

welcumtobonercity:

princekarkat:

this scar on my hand means “I survived using the dishwasher”

I survived a wicked paper cut

I survived rubber cement.

I survived a hacksaw.

I survived a close-range paintball gun.

I survived my cat sliding down my leg

I survived tripping on a bamboo stump.

I survived getting bitten on my face by a friend of mine.

I survived falling face first down a flight of stairs

If it develops, mine will mean “I survived accidentally hitting a lampshade.”

I survived cutting a bagel while half-asleep at 4 AM.

I survived giving myself insulin.

I survived walking by the shoe rack at Target.

I survived baking.

I survived closing a pocket knife

I survived burning the back of my wrist on a pancake griddle.

(Also, if chips out of teeth count as ‘scars’, then I would like to add that I survived my shower.)

I survived a rock lurking in the creek

I survived a green bean can.

I survived a barber holding a razor against my throat.

I survived an attack from Lord Voldemort. 

i survived diving into a pool that was too shallow

itswish:

letsbangtogether:

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